>be jesus

>be born a poor rural messiah in a backwater of the
worlds greatest empire

>say and do a lot of wild things that piss a lot of people


>people are STILL so a**blasted by you that they bend
over backwards to try proving you didn’t even exist at all,
but have to settle for extreme downplaying, mockery, and

>your very existence is a world destroying threat to them
>in fact the level to which you assblast them has passed
fanny fluster, booty bother, and assblast too

>you are the only person in history to achieve anal
atomization and you have done it on a global scale with
literally no end in sight



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