My wife: I'm going to hop in the shower.
Me: Don't do that. 22% of bathroom accidents are caused by hopping in the shower, according to a study I just made up.
Her: 22%? I would think it would be higher.
Me: Then make up your own study!
Her: What do you think I am, the CDC?
— 𝙳𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚍 𝚂𝚌𝚑𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚣 (@JoelKatz) September 28, 2021